Ethan, 15, They/him, Queer. {Icon a drawing by @fairywarriors}
I made a discord bot that responds to all mentions of “todd” and “skyrim” with random todd howard edits but…. “bethesda” isn’t a keyword
what if people wrote author notes in essays like people do in fanfics
A/N: omg here comes the thesis statement!! >_<
A/N: almost at the minimum word requirement this was soooo hard
professor: shut up and write idiot -__-
me: eep o_o!!
Op im proud to annouce that im legally allowed to kill you now
as soon as the clock strikes midnight on june 1st
I refuse to accept my birthday month as “sinful act month.”
then maybe you shouldn’t have chosen to be born? idk just a thought :/
my bones!! feel free to look but please don’t steal my bones!!
reblog to steal her bones
NO
we’re over halfway to stealing all of jess’ bones
STOP!!
They took the whole skellington
Congratulations to pancakeke for becoming the first living person to have their bones stolen by tumblr users.
I love how you can’t say “first person”
apparently tom holland leaked that the title for spiderman 2 is “spiderman: far from home”…. Fear
Spiderman 1: Homecoming
Spiderman 2: Far From Home
Spiderman 3: Homestuck
Be kind. Book of K.
1. this is perfectly good advice
2. “none of us are getting out of here alive” is the kind of suspiciously specific denial a secret immortal would say
